Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
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