Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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