Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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