If i come over, it means nothing
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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