I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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