got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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