I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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