At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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