piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
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