So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
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