So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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