She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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