brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
zippers are such a cool invention
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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