Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
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