I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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