i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
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