there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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