i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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