So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
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