Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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