is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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