wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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