I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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