Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
Randomize
