I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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