i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
She's like a pop up book from hell.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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