It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
babies were throwing up all over the place
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Pooping to opera.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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