he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I will pee on everything he values.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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