i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
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