Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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