Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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