At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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