yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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