I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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