Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Dear god my vagina.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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