Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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