PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Randomize
