I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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