come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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