So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
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