So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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