Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Randomize
