I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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