I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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