Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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