everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
Randomize
