pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
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