why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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