I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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