Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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