I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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