I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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