Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Randomize
