He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
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